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PSA: I’m literally so sick of waking up without 5 million dollars in my bank account. 🙄 #IdEvenSettleForAMil #MondayMood (AD) I am ultra fussy with my personal homeware so when Aldi asked me to review some pieces, I warned them... you know wh
PSA: One day you’re gonna wake up to the love of your life making you coffee and giving you the best sex ever. Today is not that day. Today you’re gonna obsess over your IG stories, check your WhatsApp to see if some douche bag is online
PSA: My Mums call me spoiled like it was some invisible witch that spoiled me and not them. 🙄💁‍♀️ (AD)This Mother’s Day (14th March) is their day though (okay, maybe I’ll get in on it a little 😉) and I’ll be spoiling th
PSA: Due to personal reasons I’m going off the rails after this lockdown. Hide your husbands because I won’t have time to be looking for rings or asking questions 💁‍♀️😉 (AD) I’m SO excited to be partnering with @rockettstgeor
PSA: If you’re not happy with your life right now, just remember there’s someone meeting your ex right now thinking they found someone special 💁‍♀️ #sorrynotsorry #captiongoals #weekendmood #nationalloveyourpetday
PSA: Happy birthday to me, Happy birthday to me, my plans have been cancelled ‘cause we’re in lockdown 3 🤦‍♀️😭 #AllEndedinTiers #LockdownBirthday #Sixtoday #HappyBirthdayToMe #Birthdaygirl 👚@veryimportantpuppies x @lesbenjamins
PSA: Happy ALENTINES AY! For those who won’t be getting the V or the D on February 14th 💁‍♀️ #SingleAF #IgotMyToysTho #DildoTheOriginalSelfieStick #Lockdownlife #Tbt
PSA: I only the shave the coochie if I’m 100 percent positive I’m getting laid. There’s no point in peeling a potato if you’re not going to mash it. 😉💁‍♀️ #SorryNotSorry #WordsToLiveBy #Mood #CaptionGoals #Dollylama
Doctor: Is there a chance you might be pregnant? Me: If I am, I’ll be giving birth to some batteries 💁‍♀️ #LockDownLife #TheStruggleIsReal #StoryOfMyLife #Relatable #Mood
PSA: ❄️ A snow day is the only time when four inches is a really big deal 💁‍♀️ #IveHadItDeeperThanThis #SorryNotSorry #SnowQueen #HelloFrom #hydepark
PSA: Perfect skin is wasted on children. Where you going looking all dewey Aiden? The sandbox? Circle time? Gimme it. 💁‍♀️ (AD) / GIVEAWAY Celebrating Veganuary with @elfcosmeticsuk GIVEAWAY. Three lucky followers have the chance to win the e
PSA: I hate when girls act like they are too good for McDonalds. Talking about “I care what goes in my body” Karen, I have seen your exes no you do not. 💁‍♀️ #McSavage #FoodGasm #Dollylama #Eeeeeats #CaptionGoals #Mood